Crofton Gruber-Shanty

Oft-Criticized Mailbox Violator

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Crofton Gruber-Shanty

Insipid Tucan Divider

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Mendel Post XXI

Flashing Turpentine Supplanter

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Mendel Post XX

Denim Cookie Dispenser

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Mr Conductor

Misconceptualised Hammer Delivery

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Mendel Post XIX

House-Defiling Anteater

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Crofton Gruber-Shanty

Reliable Truck Deciever

Happy Holidays.

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Crofton Gruber-Shanty

Unexpected Bag Repairer

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Bruisky

Sensitive Gravy Burglar

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Mr Conductor

Clown Muzzle Velocity



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Mendel Post XVIII

Ponderous Pendulum Swinger

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Mendel Post XVII

Tetanus Shooting Chipmunk

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Mr Conductor

Fried Chicken Helmet

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Obscenity

Mongolian Hat Maker

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Bruisky

Unconstitutional Plate Surpriser

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Bruisky

Promotional Blanket Rejector

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Bruisky

Graphic Kindergarten Surpriser

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Mendel Post XVI

Melodramatic Barbecue Spinner

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Bruisky

Figure 1.0
A graph describing the relationship between the variables Money, and Problems. On the x-axis lies money in millions of dollars, and on the y-axis lies problems per hour. Mo' money mo' problems.

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Bruisky

Vampiric Clown Avenger

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Mendel Post XV

Boon-Granting Platypus

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Mendel Post XIV

Idiosynchronic Barnacle Looser

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Bruisky

Provocative Lizard Skiier

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Bruisky

Squabbling Hovercraft Flattener

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Obscenity

Annorexic Panda Tamer

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Bruisky

Misinformed Jello Interogator

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Bruisky

Drunken Hen Defender

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Mr Conductor

Indulgent Clock Rapist


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Obscene art

Fearful spoon constructor

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Mendel Post XIII

Exclamatory Bean Pooper

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Mendel Post XII

Brave Hamster Groomer

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Mendel Post XI

Tenacious String Dangler

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Mendel Post X

Unconditional Boomerang Flailer

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Mendel Post IX

Floundering Quail Coagulator

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Bruisky

Unconditional Pie Dividend

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Bruisky

Predetermined Broccoli Driver

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Mr Conductor

Soiled Duck Philosophizer

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Obscenity I

Anticlimatic dolphin pasterizer

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Not even Google gets what this blog is.

I've been trying for a few weeks to get Google to list Idiot Hotstove. No such luck yet. They must think that it's a keyword filled spam blog or something. I guess it is...but that isn't what were doing here. We're actually just writing funny phrases. I suppose Google doesn't have a sense of humor.

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