Oft-Criticized Mailbox Violator
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Flashing Turpentine Supplanter
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Misconceptualised Hammer Delivery
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Reliable Truck Deciever
Happy Holidays.
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Ponderous Pendulum Swinger
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Tetanus Shooting Chipmunk
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Unconstitutional Plate Surpriser
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Promotional Blanket Rejector
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Graphic Kindergarten Surpriser
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Melodramatic Barbecue Spinner
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Figure 1.0
A graph describing the relationship between the variables Money, and Problems. On the x-axis lies money in millions of dollars, and on the y-axis lies problems per hour. Mo' money mo' problems.
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Idiosynchronic Barnacle Looser
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Provocative Lizard Skiier
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Squabbling Hovercraft Flattener
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Misinformed Jello Interogator
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Fearful spoon constructor
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Unconditional Boomerang Flailer
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Floundering Quail Coagulator
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Unconditional Pie Dividend
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Predetermined Broccoli Driver
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Soiled Duck Philosophizer
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Anticlimatic dolphin pasterizer
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I've been trying for a few weeks to get Google to list Idiot Hotstove. No such luck yet. They must think that it's a keyword filled spam blog or something. I guess it is...but that isn't what were doing here. We're actually just writing funny phrases. I suppose Google doesn't have a sense of humor.
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Tenuous Pterodactyl Sticker
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Nicaraguan Apology Cartel
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Temptuous Typhoon Peddler
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Unsuccessfull Apple Synthesizer
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Jovial Crustacean Pounder
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Presidential Clown Fighter
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Over-productive Chimney Aimer
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Electromagnetic Coupon Tapper
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Telepathic Turtle Apathizer
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Authoritative Wind Blower
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Exclamation Banana Wrangler
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Idiot Hotstove is a form of haiku found only in the darkest corners of retardation. It is a magnificent skill which requires a high degree of broccoli, and the absence of tempest knights.
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