Crofton Gruber-Shanty

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“I’d rather have a tattoo on my face of a goat holding a baby snorting cocaine off its penis than have sex with her” - Anonymous

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Detailed Demolition Doodler

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Tainted Elf Chewer

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Rural Mustard Dynasty

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Technological Beat Farmer

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Dystopian Hamburger Franchizer

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Tyrannical Chicken Appointer

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Prestigious Gnome Armada

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Aggressive Flea Bargainer

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Aggressive Flea Bargainer

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Heavyweight Broomstick Complainer

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Extremist Doughnut Partier

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Overpaid Burger Surgeon

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Rumored Eraser Society

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Mendel Post XXXI

Deadly Driveway Supplanter

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Amish Television Converser

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Posthumous Houseplant Tainter

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Ostracized Toothpaste Professor

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Unmotivated Bungalo Slapper

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Merry Banana Locker

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Sarcastic Bovine Wrestler

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Unsuccessful Wall Defeater

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Erotic Snail Depitcter

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Illiterate Blog Poster

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Outsourced Taco Kicker

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Mendel Post XXX

Metaphysical Penguin Transporter

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Delinquent Tampon Juicer

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Underfunded Boat Assailants

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Fictional Clown Problem

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Tickled Eagle Waddler

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Unoriginal Cookie Professor

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Mendel Post XXIX

Transgressional Box Compressor
(Father, I have sinned...)

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Egyptian Cardinal Squeezer

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Mendel Post XXVI

The Elite Peas Regime

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Dangling Dog Dryer

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Mendel Post XXIV

Glued Cheetah Centerpiece

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Exorbitant Popsicle Preparer

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Artillery Mouse Hunting

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Absent Brown Pounder

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Taxidermied Penguin Scrotum

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Militaristic Ice cream Furnace

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Empirical Lamp Consulter

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Intuitive Barn Labeler

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Mendel Post XXIII

Singular Jest Matastasizer

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Sinuous Quack-wacker

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Bilingual Swordfish Absorber

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