Overzealous Duck Punisher
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Thoughtful Butterfly Remover
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Chuck Norris is mightier than the pen.
- Idiot Hotstove original
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As you can see, we have not been posting very often recently. That is because we are being kicked out of our house right now, among other things. Don't be alarmed! We will be back with a pile of funny things for you to laugh at in no time!
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Exponential Crum Examiner
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Racist Telephone Conversation
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Overwhelmed Frying Pan Synthesizer
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Go-Karting Hobbit Spotter
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Judicial Cupboard Exploiter
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Unsatisfying Baboon Lecturer
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Theoretical Clown Aerodynamics
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Fleeting Cheesewagon Crasher
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Contradictory Frog Visionary
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Evolutionary Donut Dipper
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Excitable Trash Discovery
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Delighted Rodent Protruder
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Air-tight Clown Surveillance
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Suspicious Pickle Trolley
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subterranean popsicle ceremony
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post-tramatic cat ejection
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Conversational Carrot Bather
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And now, for another installment of Books Which Have Never Been Written.

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Unethical Carnival Investment
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Subordinated Orchard Terrorist
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Philanthropistic Spider Accountant
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Crude Elevator Inhabitant
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Critical Balloon Encourager
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Overvalued Gorilla Comparer
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Conclusive Cracker Theory
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Books That Were Never Written and Probably Never Should Be:

Every Sunday, Tuesday and Friday.
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Recently Overheard:
"Fat person porn is like watching a lava lamp"
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and once more, welcome to books that have
never been written and probably never should be......

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Extravagent Hotdog Minister
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Unsportsmanlike Piano Trafficker
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Guest Terrorist:
Unorthodox Cow Scratcher
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Illiterate Trampoline Demander
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Recently Overheard:
“I’d rather have a tattoo on my face of a goat holding a baby snorting cocaine off its penis than have sex with her” - Anonymous
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Detailed Demolition Doodler
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Technological Beat Farmer
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Dystopian Hamburger Franchizer
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Tyrannical Chicken Appointer
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Aggressive Flea Bargainer
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Aggressive Flea Bargainer
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Heavyweight Broomstick Complainer
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Extremist Doughnut Partier
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Deadly Driveway Supplanter
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Amish Television Converser
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Posthumous Houseplant Tainter
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Ostracized Toothpaste Professor
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Unmotivated Bungalo Slapper
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Sarcastic Bovine Wrestler
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Unsuccessful Wall Defeater
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Metaphysical Penguin Transporter
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Underfunded Boat Assailants
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Unoriginal Cookie Professor
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Transgressional Box Compressor
(Father, I have sinned...)
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Egyptian Cardinal Squeezer
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Glued Cheetah Centerpiece
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Exorbitant Popsicle Preparer
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Taxidermied Penguin Scrotum
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Militaristic Ice cream Furnace
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Singular Jest Matastasizer
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Bilingual Swordfish Absorber
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